kim kardashian banked $2k/hr off her 72 day marriage

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she may seem clueless, but she's actually brilliant when it comes to churning the dough. kim raked in approx $2,314/hr during her brief marriage, thanks to the massive publicity.

there are laws against sham marriages (e.g. marrying a U.S. citizen to stay in this country). but there's nothing we can do about this parade.

see the breakdown of the calculation here [nymag.com]

lilo to pose for playboy

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once a teenage idol who claimed to never accept a nude scene in a movie, lindsay lohan will allegedly be featured in january's issue of playboy for $750,000. she's probably the first person in history to go from morgue servitude to playboy spread.

this would be impressive, except we recall guilty not guilty casey anthony getting an offer of $500,000 to pose nude for hustler magazine.

in other lohan-related news, papa lohan was arrested for domestic abuse after his 28 year old ex-girlfriend called the cops following an argument. 

this family is dysfunctional to the max. but they have more money than most of us will ever see.

actress sues IMDB for $1 mil for revealing her age

oh, the things people will sue over.

actress's full complaint here [hollywoodreporter.com].

for anyone following the crazy Wall St Movement people

Here is a list of their demands. It's hilarious.

Demand one: Restoration of the living wage. This demand can only be met by ending "Freetrade" by re-imposing trade tariffs on all imported goods entering the American market to level the playing field for domestic family farming and domestic manufacturing as most nations that are dumping cheap products onto the American market have radical wage and environmental regulation advantages. Another policy that must be instituted is raise the minimum wage to twenty dollars an hr.

Demand two: Institute a universal single payer healthcare system. To do this all private insurers must be banned from the healthcare market as their only effect on the health of patients is to take money away from doctors, nurses and hospitals preventing them from doing their jobs and hand that money to wall st. investors.

Demand three: Guaranteed living wage income regardless of employment.

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Demand three is my favorite. Continue reading this list of demands here.