she may seem clueless, but she's actually brilliant when it comes to churning the dough. kim raked in approx $2,314/hr during her brief marriage, thanks to the massive publicity.
there are laws against sham marriages (e.g. marrying a U.S. citizen to stay in this country). but there's nothing we can do about this parade.
once a teenage idol who claimed to never accept a nude scene in a movie, lindsay lohan will allegedly be featured in january's issue of playboy for $750,000. she's probably the first person in history to go from morgue servitude to playboy spread.
this would be impressive, except we recall guilty not guilty casey anthony getting an offer of $500,000 to pose nude for hustler magazine.
in other lohan-related news, papa lohan was arrested for domestic abuse after his 28 year old ex-girlfriend called the cops following an argument.
this family is dysfunctional to the max. but they have more money than most of us will ever see.